Question: Why do couples hold hands during weddings? Answer: It is just a formality. Like "2 boxers", they shake hands before the fight begins.

What is the most impressive example of Tolerance? A Golden Wedding Anniversary!

Applicants 2 girls nag-aaply ng work.
1 matalino, 1bobo
Matalino: Buti ka pa natanggap. Ano ba ginawa mo?
Bobo: Wala. Nung nag-fill up me ng form, nilagay ko sa Sex, sure.


Teacher: Write a short story in a few words discussing
Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.
Student wrote: "My God! I'm pregnant. I wonder who the fatheris?"


Bugtungan Patpat mong matigas Labas masok sa butas,
Pag iyong idiin, giniling giling Kiliti and mararating. Ano ito?
............ Cotton buds! Wag daw dumi isip, bad iyan.

Sensitive Child 1st day in school...
Mom to teacher - Very sensitive po ang anak ko. Kung kailangan nyo po parusahan, Sampalin nyo na lang po ang katabi nya. Matatakot na 'yan!

Love and Marriage Cycle
1-2 yrs : magkasalo sa plato
3-5 yrs : tig-isangplato
5-7 yrs : nagbabatuhan na ng plato
8-10 yrs : wala na silang plato That is what we call PLATOnic love!

3 brothers named Bu, Chu and Fu migrated to USA from China.
They decided to change their name :
Bu became Buck Chu became Chuck.
Fu decided to go back to China.

Man : I want to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in 6 months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are very hard to find!

Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by "A B C D E F "?
A - almost gone B -barely noticeable C - comfortable D - damn good
E - extremely big and F - Fake


Learning French
City - ce vou
Drug - sha vou
Good bye - va vou
Bald - cal vou
Caught in the act - navo cou
Feathers - valahi vou
Not clear - mala vou
Cute - a cou


Chalk
Amo : 'Day, ang chalk na ito para mamatay ang ipis. Gamitin mo sa pader.
Maid : Opo, ati. Next day...... Nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader... "Epes mamatay kayong lahat!"


Katapusan
Lumindol ng malakas noon.... Nagkagulo and lahat at nag-panic. Sumigaw ang isang lalake.. "Katapusan na! Katapusan na!"
Sumagot ang isa pang lalake.. "Tanga, a kinse pa lang."

Sent by J.C. de Comer